1. How hard I miss my kids now that I live alone.
2. How rad Joel's new apartment is.
3. How much I miss him, but how much happier we both are.
4. How there's the family you're born with and the family you pick.
5. How My People are pretty fucking fantastic.
6. How I'm not being HALF as slutty as I thought I'd be now that I'm single.
7. How some people don't know what metaphors are.
8. How I'm developing a fetish for the company of older men.
9. How I'm also developing a fetish for irking those most in need of irkage.
10. How much fun I'm having dating.
11. How female ejaculation is totally NOT a myth.
12. How inappropriate it is that I just said that. (But it's TRUE!)
13. How I keep having strange dreams about my mother.
14. How Genoa keeps losing her shit when I visit her at school for lunch because she misses me.
15. How Dave and I are on speaking terms again.
16. How for the first time in years, I feel a strange softness toward him.
17. How we may actually be on the same side when it comes to the kids.
18. How much I'm looking forward to our Halloween party Saturday.
19. How I've finally decided to rent out the basement now that it's empty.
20. How I better get off my ass and clean it so I can show it to prospective tenants!