Seriously? My About Me page is at least two years old, still says I live in Washington and includes nothing at all about Joel, my chickens or the fact that I'm single again.
I keep trying to sit down and write it, but it turns out I don't have that much patience for myself.
Help a girl out?
I think it would be hilarious to fill my About Me with quotes from readers. Almost like the back cover of a book, only raunchier (I hope).
Leave them in comments? Even a sentence or two would be rad.


After all,I was just a girl,standing in front of a boy,asking him to love her. Then I learned to love myself.
Posted by: Joan | October 30, 2012 at 05:32 PM
All I have is this... Over the past several years I have weeded all my "mommy blogs" down to just one. Yours.
"I am Amanda P. Westmont and I should post more."
:D
xoxoxoxoxo!
Posted by: Grechen | October 31, 2012 at 08:24 AM
Hard to sum you up girl. Let me think on it a bit. I'm not surprised you're having issues.
Posted by: Jules | October 31, 2012 at 11:30 AM
Brought to you by the letter 'F'. Former financial planner, Californian, desperate house wife, Washingtonian,(sp) and girlfriend. Happy divorcee, mother to my genius son and mini me daughter, writer and esthetician. I wear my heart on my sleeve and I don't a rats ass what you think. You can join me as I figure who I am one post at a time. Or you can click click away and never come back.
Posted by: Siera | October 31, 2012 at 01:10 PM
"Figuring her shit out in front of a live studio audience."
Posted by: Kerry | October 31, 2012 at 07:01 PM
You should say something like:
I used to write a ton and now I mostly write about blogs I should write. But people still love me and come back for more whenever I choose to write." :-)
Posted by: AmyH | October 31, 2012 at 08:22 PM
I agree with Grechen. I would same something about, "after living most of my life as who I thought others wanted me to be, I learned to live as the person I was meant to be!"
And of course, something to the effect of "Determined to be the best damn vagina stylist ever"
Good Luck! My facebook is still not updated!
Crystal
Posted by: Crystal | November 01, 2012 at 07:59 AM
Living life and learning from mistakes one day at a time and giving other women the guts to go for happiness!
Posted by: Tiffany | November 01, 2012 at 05:16 PM
I'm writing the very first thing that popped into my head.
Amanda P. Westmont. She has yet to meet a vagina she didn't like.
It seemed very quote-y. And it made me giggle really hard.
Posted by: Jenny H. | November 01, 2012 at 10:26 PM
Feel free to use my motto, "I like to f*&( up once a day. Keeps me humble."
:-)
Posted by: Vodkamom | November 02, 2012 at 05:43 AM
"Brave and willing to say whatever the hell I want...."
"At least one of my readers is still hoping someday I'll update that Joel and I are getting back together! We just seemed that good together "
Good Luck with the page !
Posted by: Faraway Reader | November 03, 2012 at 06:38 AM