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GRAVY

My first novel started with a mole. Yes, a MOLE - a freckle, a birthmark, whatever you want to call it.
I was at the pool with my daughter getting ignored by our swim instructor when a lifeguard with a particularly ripped abdomen walked by. He stopped to flirt with one of the female lifeguards and my eyes flew directly to an adorable mole on the top can of his six-pack.
"How cute!" I thought (among other things). "He looks like a character in a romance novel!"
So I went home and started writing fiction for the first time. That was over a year ago and I still haven't been able to stop. GRAVY is the story of a suburban housewife who wants another baby, but gets a man with a mole instead.
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September 11, 2012

Things I would have tweeted last night if I'd had Internet service

* I beat my kids' asses at Sorry tonight and I'm not even sorry.

* I just made cheese. Literally.

* The two Beyblades I bought for the kids today were one of the best investments I've ever made.

* Next time I decide to grow my hair out, please reming me that I just blew my hair dry in the time it took me to urinate.

* I think I just woke Genoa up with my Hitachi Magic Wand. "What was that SOUND, Mommy?" "I don't know, Sweetie, but I heard it too! But it stopped, so you can go back to sleep now..."

* Storm Large can suck it for stealing what should have been the last line of MY memoir:

"Even if you think I suck, you are a little bit happier for getting to hate me. You're welcome."

Posted by Amanda P. Westmont on September 11, 2012 | Permalink

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Love Storm! And you!

Posted by: Rachel R. | September 11, 2012 at 02:00 PM

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