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  • My first novel started with a mole. Yes, a MOLE - a freckle, a birthmark, whatever you want to call it.
  • I was at the pool with my daughter getting ignored by our swim instructor when a lifeguard with a particularly ripped abdomen walked by. He stopped to flirt with one of the female lifeguards and my eyes flew directly to an adorable mole on the top can of his six-pack.
  • "How cute!" I thought (among other things). "He looks like a character in a romance novel!"
  • So I went home and started writing fiction for the first time. That was over a year ago and I still haven't been able to stop. GRAVY is the story of a suburban housewife who wants another baby, but gets a man with a mole instead.
  • GRAVY is now available on Kindle and Nook!

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April 15, 2012

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Katie N.

Joel: "Hey kids, watch this! Hold my beer for a second. Wait, hmmm, I need gasoline. Giddy up, m-fers, let her burn!"

:-)

meme

one word: composting

David

I completely have to second what meme beat me to posting verbatim: composting is your friend. That looks like a perfect start to a compost heap. (also, everything else in your yard waste bin.)

Amanda P. Westmont

Dude, you guys, we already HAVE a composting system. Their names are Red One, Gray One and The Other One. We feed them ALL our table scraps and then they fertilize the yard with them. That pile was just the tear-down of last year's garden. A once-a-year thing...

And Liza is a GREAT cook. She will try anything. I'm hoping my kids will learn from her.

meme

uh, different kind of composting--yard waste...so garden waste, grass clippings, leaves, etc. It'll give you nice soil addition next year, in addition to the chicken poop.

jessica barlow

this is no help

Stefan Bacon

Incorrect
Should be titled "how to become dead in 4 easy steps"
Lighting gasoline is only survivable if you are already a redneck, though dousing your yard in petrol brings you pretty close.

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