Required equipment for classical coffee-house concert attendance. Apparently.

1) Eye-wear. Preferably something my father would've worn in 1977.

2) A tie.

OR

3) A suit jacket.

4) NOT BOTH.

5) If you're wearing the suit jacket, it requires an ironic t-shirt beneath it.

6) Or a trench coat over it.

7) An iPhone.

8) Modern hair. "Modern" meaning EXTREMELY SHORT and jauntily cut with a razor or TOTALLY A MESS, like honestly, not only do you not own a COMB, you don't even have running water.

9) An earnest expression.

10) Facial hair.

11) No, seriously. I counted two soul patches.

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[jenK]

You crack me up!! Miss you! Can't wait to catch up with your blog and see what you've been up to!