My friend and fellow beer-loather Carrisa posted a list of things she doesn't like. I agreed wholeheartedly with many of them (underwire, football, anything flavored with hazlenuts), but thought I'd do my own list here too.
THINGS I DO NOT LIKE
bras
Burger King chicken sandwiches
men's feet
cilantro
gin
scotch whiskey
moldy kitchen sponges
flossing
clutter
oral
mouse shit
cats
cheese that doesn't come from a cow (goat, sheep, soy, etc.)
Necco wafers
Sean Penn
Glee
rye bread
olives
What am I forgetting? Do share...
Oral. Oral? Do you mean what I think you mean? If so (and I really want to know)... which part of it do you not like. Giving? Receiving? Both?
Basically, I'm not a big fan, and always thought I was in the minority.
Do tell!
Posted by: Laura | October 29, 2009 at 02:40 PM
Oral? Really? I guess I can understand if you're not all that into BJs, but receiving?
Cosigned on:
Glee
Scotch
Posted by: typelittlea | October 29, 2009 at 02:58 PM
I agree with about 8 things on your list. Not saying which 8.
You left off Gwyneth Paltrow. I cannot explain why, something about her just bugs the ever-loving crap out of me. Oh, and Speidi. Retch.
Posted by: cindy w | October 29, 2009 at 03:05 PM
Yeah!! You go girl! Tell it like it is!
Posted by: tina | October 29, 2009 at 03:43 PM
I love that you put oral. I agree with you on everything except Glee. I heart Glee. I also heart black olives, but I hate all the rest of them. Good list.
Posted by: Carrisa | October 29, 2009 at 05:13 PM
I disagree with you on about half of those list items, but that's okay. I still like you. :-)
I would add Dora the Explorer (she just bugs me), pantyhose, wrestling, and reality TV.
Posted by: bethany actually | October 29, 2009 at 05:35 PM
Oh, I DO mean what you think I mean. I have no problem giving it, mind you. In fact I rather enjoy that if for no other reason than that I get to hear what an awesome wife I am for at least the next 24 hours.
But I don't like to receive it. When I confessed this to my sister (who prefers the ladies herself), she was all, "WHA!?!?" I totally broke her brain. Apparently I'm the only woman on earth who doesn't like it (and it isn't for self-conscious reasons.) I think it's just that Dave has a really REALLY soft tongue and I find it utterly ticklish and not the least bit erotic. Not that it stops him from torturing me with it.
Posted by: Amanda P. Westmont | October 29, 2009 at 05:58 PM
MORE NECCO WAFERS FOR ME!
Also, dude, I hate Sean Penn.
Posted by: Rhi | October 29, 2009 at 06:38 PM
Lavender.
Posted by: Deneen Sedlack | October 29, 2009 at 11:54 PM
Glee. What is it about Glee that everyone loves so much. Cant.stand.it.
Posted by: Sheryl | October 30, 2009 at 08:14 AM
I bet a man invented bras. A sadistic one.
Add to my list:
Maple anything (except syrup)
That one dude on CSI:Miami that can only express emotions by putting on or taking off his sunglasses.
Posted by: hydrogeek | October 30, 2009 at 08:24 AM
How funny Amanda - oral! I am with ya there! :) Also, men's feet - not sure there is anything uglier!
Posted by: Brandy | October 30, 2009 at 10:48 AM
Back to profess my hate of Celine Dion. Can't look at her, can't listen to her talk or sing, can't think about her without wanting to hit something.
Posted by: Sheryl | October 30, 2009 at 12:52 PM
Moms who think that THEIR child is PERFECT and always put the blame on everyone else. GAH!
Oh, and birds. Cannot stand birds.
Posted by: JMH | October 30, 2009 at 01:06 PM
Seriously? Did you see me link to this exact same Carrisa (and my own list) on the 27th? WE ARE IN EACH OTHER'S HEADS.
Posted by: Kerri Anne | October 30, 2009 at 02:12 PM
You forgot to add to your list scented candles and/or deordorizing sprays...I always think of you when I light one. ;)
And I don't really like oral, either...I can't turn off my mind long enough to enjoy it.
But Glee? Oh, how I do loves me some Glee. Brings back fond memories of HS theater...lovelovelove that show. It's just painfully good, IMO.
Posted by: Jamie | October 30, 2009 at 06:27 PM
You know what I don't like? Garbage disguised as Halloween decor. It's not a pumpkin decoration, it's a TRASH BAG OF LEAVES. Just because it's orange and has a jack-o-lantern face on it doesn't mean you should treat it as lawn decor and throw a bunch of them out in your front yard. Sheesh.
Posted by: Laura aka LaLaGirl | November 01, 2009 at 03:36 PM
Dito on the Burger King chicken sandwhiches. I have always maintained that they taste like dog food.
Posted by: Siera | November 01, 2009 at 07:28 PM
Oh Celine! All those overblown love anthems and overwrought stage craft and sanctimonious and sappy professions of adoration for her child and husband - she hasn't a true note in her body! (But don't get me started).
Also loathe: Madonna (Her talent is overrated, sorry)
Dr Phil (a charleton; should not even be practicing - he is not licensed but if he was, he'd be thrown out by the licensing body for unethical practice)
Okra
Tripe
Most contractors
Reality shows (please don't watch! it'll reduce your IQ!)
Ice cream that isn't really. It's full of air and fake 'creaminess'.
Flavored coffees
Hazlenuts
Ooh! Thank you for listening! I feel much better now!
Posted by: susan eiffert | June 28, 2010 at 01:04 PM