I just gave both kids a bath before bed and after they were sufficiently pickled, I snuggled them into their footsie pajamas (except Genoa's have to have the feet cut off or she pulls at them like snakes are eating her toes) and then I sat on my bed while both kids ran around in circles on the carpet until they fell onto each other over and over again. When I said it was bedtime, Alex asked for more time to run around and be silly, so I told him he could have two more minutes if he told me something in French.
"BONJOUR!" he pronounced. I gave him five extra minutes instead of two.
And because I'll want to remember this, he can now point out the following countries on a map:
United States of America