I took Genoa for her six month well baby this morning and for the sake of her baby album and the fact that she doesn't technically have one (unless this blog counts), I should note the following statistics for the record:
Height: 26.75 inches (90th percentile)
Weight: 16 pounds, 14 ounces (70th percentile)
Head circumference: 44.5 cm (92nd percentile)
She's pretty well on track for all three measurements, whatever that means. The only item of note is her giant Charlie Brown noggin. Apparently, it's, um, really big. When Dr. Chen said, "we'll just keep and eye on it to make sure it doesn't grow too fast," my instant response was 1) to freak out and 2) to try not to shriek when I coughed out WHAT WOULD THAT MEAN. Apparently, if her head grows to fast it could mean encephalitis (aka BRAIN SWELLING). So glad I asked about that one, let me tell you!
After the doctor reassured me that the chances of that are pretty much slim to none and that Genoa doesn't show any of the signs of delayed development that would indicate any swelling in the brain, I made the constructive decision to simply not. freak. out. about. it. She's fine. I know it. She just has a freakishly giant head because she's extra smart! That's our story and we're sticking to it.
I also asked the doctor about another phenomenon I've noticed and I'm sure you have too (but you were too nice to say anything because you're sweet like that). My girl? She is orange.
Seriously. I've been noticing it more often lately and my gut told me it was too much beta carotene. (The only reason I even thought of that is because my dad was friends with David Sanborn a decade ago and I remembered that he used to only eat like five foods, four of which were carrots and the man was orange. Seriously noticeably orange.) The doctor agreed. Our girl looks a bit like she went overboard with the spray-on tan. She's going to get back to me on whether or not I should worry about vitamin poisoning (!) and in the mean time, poor girl, sweet potatoes are out.
I also asked about the celiac disease thing and officially decided I should get myself tested before I give Genoa anything with gluten. When I mentioned that my sister was just diagnosed and that my mom and I have always considered our constant diarrhea to be par for the course, she seemed to think it was a topic worth investigating. We'll see. I will seriously dread it if they need to draw her blood. That would suck.
I should also note for the record that Genoa had four shots and didn't cry until the very last one. Of course I lied and told Alex that she didn't cry at all because she was so brave. That three year appointment is coming up here and I need all the ammo I can get.